2000
It won't mean a thing in a 100 years
2000-12-19
That boy ain't right
2000-12-19
you must go on without me
2000-12-19
what does god say?
2000-11-28
future feels good
2000-11-28
monster looking for coffee
2000-11-28
all my favorite people live in this box i look at everyday
2000-11-20
things will never be the same
2000-11-20
i hate when guys do that
2000-11-15
None of them knew they were robots
2000-11-15
we will fight and i will win
2000-11-14
Stephie poo, I am still madly in love with you
2000-11-14
why is the water bill 48 dollars?
2000-11-14
love is complicated.................like a crossword puzzle
2000-11-13
only a dream
2000-11-13
my pen is leaking
2000-11-10
I'd explain it to you, but there's a lot of math involved.
2000-11-10
i finally got across
2000-11-10
theres nothing wrong with me, i have a fish
2000-11-10
I fear that we have lost that special spark
2000-11-09
why are we here?
2000-11-09
It could only go downhill from here.
2000-11-09
meet the tv
2000-11-09
we can dance together
2000-11-08
I'll swallow your soul
2000-11-08
which way is up?
2000-11-08
danger? Danger is my middle name
2000-11-07
it will lead to hell
2000-11-07
if you are happy and you know it clap your hands
2000-11-07
my computer made me dizzy
2000-11-06
I'm not sure this is healthy . . .
2000-11-06
i just want a hug
2000-11-06
where did "simple things" go?
2000-11-02
you'll thank me for this later
2000-11-02
Trapped by Air
2000-11-02
whats this rock doing in my shoe?
2000-10-31
Come waste your time with me...
2000-10-31
i just wanted to hear you say "i love you"
2000-10-31
the stick people of now
2000-10-26
My computer is my tutor and my name is Roger Johnson
2000-10-26
it was free so i took it
2000-10-25
sometimes i think my intelligence is a curse
2000-10-25
i wish i were a rock
2000-10-25
all i had was ice cream
2000-10-24
understanding wildlife
2000-10-24
Is there any unhashed drama between us?
2000-10-16
when did I lose you?
2000-10-16
where did you get that? it looks dangerous.
2000-10-13
we were never alone
2000-10-13
time will tell...
2000-10-11
something makes sunday morning awful
2000-10-11
i'm sad for two reasons. you're there. i'm here.
2000-10-09
I like pie
2000-10-09
I'd do that... If I was a robot
2000-10-09
i am afraid of the dark
2000-10-04
you will never get to know
2000-10-04
these are my cookies
2000-10-03
does being alive scare you?
2000-10-03
i am going to change the world
2000-10-03
it was full of love
2000-09-29
i did not know how to help
2000-09-29
things i didn't know
2000-09-29
I read books
2000-09-28
after you give your heart away
2000-09-28
stop
2000-09-27
Hey man, fish are Crazy!
2000-09-27
you can't be serious
2000-09-20
i don't want to go
2000-09-20
cleaning is fun
2000-09-20
your drawings suck
2000-09-20
i got fun
2000-09-19
it does not mean you have to give up
2000-09-19
If you live in New York City, or have lived in New York City, then you can understand the bloody rain here
2000-09-19
it could be worse
2000-09-17
i was never as good as you
2000-09-17
you should not have come out with me
2000-09-14
it won't leave me alone
2000-09-14
what explosion?
2000-09-14
stupid cookies
2000-09-12
i am a superhero
2000-09-12
god is not here
2000-08-15
This flower is dead.
2000-08-15
new media - new arse
2000-08-15
What does my soul taste like?
2000-08-14
i never realized that could be done
2000-08-14
i was a secret place
2000-08-14
i am writing to tell you it no longer works
2000-08-14
cheer up
2000-08-11
unfortunately we had to share
2000-08-11
suddenly every thing was different
2000-08-11
my balloon
2000-08-09
i did not say i was excited
2000-08-09
it is just a puddle
2000-08-08
Wish for something else...
2000-08-08
eat my dust
2000-08-08
i am safe
2000-08-08
It's not that you're boring, you're just not interesting
2000-08-07
amazing chair
2000-08-07
i didn't want to be special, i just wanted to be myself
2000-08-04
math is fun
2000-08-04
god's wish came true
2000-08-04
I eat them by the handful
2000-07-27
today i am going to learn to fly
2000-07-26
It looks like rain
2000-07-26
this is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
2000-07-26
Why are you nicer to me when you're drunk?
2000-07-25
it wasnt that big in the catalog
2000-07-25
make some cats
2000-07-25
quit staring at me
2000-07-25
Cars couldn't hurt us
2000-07-21
i draw the same people over and over again
2000-07-21
trust me
2000-07-20
it was easier to tell her to go away
2000-07-20
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
2000-07-20
why
2000-07-20
there's a nail in my foot
2000-07-18
I'm so tired of looking for bugs
2000-07-18
must be lemonade
2000-07-18
thats disgusting
2000-07-17
you shouldn't get that close to me
2000-07-17
I should have wished for more wishes
2000-07-17
Toast
2000-07-17
it happens when its cold outside
2000-07-17
you shouldn't have drank that.
2000-07-14
do you know how this works?
2000-07-14
I never had a doorway
2000-07-14
stop, that tickles
2000-07-14
out to sea
2000-07-14
i took a bath and came back dirtier
2000-07-13
In the morning things will be better
2000-07-13
Jeg Savner Deg (i miss you)
2000-07-13
people are dumb.
2000-07-11
only since you came home
2000-07-11
It hurts when I move my arm like this.
2000-07-11
we are all so very lovely
2000-07-11
Sometimes I wish I had a screwdriver.
2000-07-11
When will it come down?
2000-07-10
Telephone wire?
2000-07-10
Carpet fuzz. It made me what I am today.
2000-07-10
It's the little things in life that make me happy.
2000-07-10
it means i love you.
2000-07-10
Today we found out why.
2000-07-05
box of rocks
2000-07-05
i can finally reach my toes
2000-07-05
I just don't know...
2000-07-05
we found out on our own
2000-06-30
summer sux
2000-06-30
Jimmy, you've been in there almost three hours
2000-06-29
better than being lost in the city
2000-06-29
my tummy is rumbling
2000-06-29
like my pink underwear?
2000-06-29
he's drinking the water
2000-06-29
I love cake!
2000-06-28
it's not that we're opposed to pornography!
2000-06-28
The future's so bright, I gotta eat brains.
2000-06-28
god's gift
2000-06-28
Last time I did this, it really hurt
2000-06-26
Many strange people work at my company
2000-06-26
I like your hair
2000-06-26
Where are my keys?
2000-06-26
And then the boat came and we were saved. Well, we were almost saved. Jimmy ate the boat before we could leave. Then we sank. And well, that's why we're here.
2000-06-26
why is it so green
2000-06-26
i wanted to sit down
2000-06-22
Nothing says love better.
2000-06-22
i can make him love me
2000-06-22
And what is this button for?
2000-06-22
did you hurt your head?
2000-06-21
why didn't you make one for me and laura?
2000-06-21
the big apple is lovely
2000-06-21
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines
2000-06-21
he was angry
2000-06-21
some things are really good
2000-06-21
I just found another use for water!
2000-06-20
So, now what do we do?
2000-06-20
although i am not feeling well, i still want to bathe in milk and honey.
2000-06-20
I wonder how big this gets...
2000-06-20
The boss gives him hell when he's mad
2000-06-20
SO THIS IS THE END, HUH?
2000-06-20
its all a matter of motivation
2000-06-20
how to keep a long distance relationship
2000-06-20
many are frozen
2000-06-19
Toast goes in the toaster
2000-06-19
I have a banana in my ear
2000-06-19
i can't get no sleep
2000-06-16
my wife's out of town
2000-06-16
we all have needs
2000-06-16
The backreference \n, where n is a single digit, matches the substring previously matched by the nth parenthesized subexpression of the regular expression.
2000-06-16
peter and the copy machine
2000-06-16
don't worry, little one, this will only hurt for a second
2000-06-14
I heard I could find God here
2000-06-14
It's all about how you feel inside
2000-06-14
i'm not really here
2000-06-14
sometimes I think about forever
2000-06-13
You are my fire
2000-06-13
dead people can't use phones
2000-06-13
so, you're the reason for all this craziness
2000-06-13
We almost never destroy anything smaller than an atom.
2000-06-13
God was a Grapefruit...
2000-06-12
I hate it when it rains!
2000-06-12
Hey, you got one too!
2000-06-12
i've had nightmares about this
2000-06-12
keep this one a secret bob
2000-06-12
Is that how they make vampires?
2000-06-12
Oops, I did it again!
2000-06-09
find a new form of life
2000-06-09
huffing the whipped cream at work is fun
2000-06-09
Aj, inte där Sixten...
2000-06-09
...And ever since then, she's had my heart in her hands.
2000-06-09
he couldn't quite put his finger on it
2000-06-09
Don't even ask!
2000-06-08
do not worry it's only my blood
2000-06-08
I saw mom and dad last night
2000-06-08
its my first time... i'm nervous...
2000-06-08
I should have bought that new TV
2000-06-07
What's in your shoes?
2000-06-07
it`s crooked dear
2000-06-07
he fell asleep in my car
2000-06-07
if only i had died sooner.
2000-06-06
What else do you expect me to do with a stapler?
2000-06-06
spoon you|spoon me
2000-06-06
Micah could go into labor at any second!
2000-06-06
make sarah smile
2000-06-06
I want to suck your blood
2000-06-06
Oh no, it's stuck in the elevator door.
2000-06-05
i hate monsters
2000-06-05
suddenly, we were both silent.
2000-06-05
it was so big i didnt see it
2000-06-05
i opened my heart and there she was
2000-06-05
there's not enough for you
2000-06-05
what the hell is floating in my coffee
2000-06-01
i want to be a romantic failure
2000-06-01
my cookie fell
2000-06-01
Oh, shit! i cant beleive it fell off.
2000-06-01
it all started when someone left the window open
2000-05-31
It's not a bug - it's a feature.
2000-05-31
I listen to records all night long
2000-05-31
hold it against me
2000-05-31
you just don't get it
2000-05-31
i like things too
2000-05-30
its not cool steve
2000-05-30
Wow, I wish this picture had a point.
2000-05-30
part of me died yesturday
2000-05-30
Lets use bad logic and drink motor oil
2000-05-30
i found god in myself
2000-05-29
Coffee is good.
2000-05-29
why my balls are so big.
2000-05-29
Jessica thwarts my attempts at self sufficiency
2000-05-29
i can't find a sharp peice of glass
2000-05-29
is this love? that i'm feeling?
2000-05-29
i wish i was home
2000-05-26
A Painter's Guide To Drowning
2000-05-26
it is all about love
2000-05-26
no right turn
2000-05-25
Watch out, it bites
2000-05-25
She fell asleep just at the good part
2000-05-25
i wish i didnt put my girlfriend on fire
2000-05-25
time flows much more slowly this way
2000-05-25
Dont trust vampires they are known to lie.
2000-05-23
Do mad scientist feel pain ?
2000-05-23
i am uncomfortable in this relationship
2000-05-23
i wish i had money
2000-05-23
Hey, that's my book
2000-05-22
are those real?
2000-05-22
soup is good food
2000-05-22
i decided it was best to leave
2000-05-22
save the children
2000-05-19
I sit next to the guy who writes computer programs all day.
2000-05-19
Anger without enthusiasm
2000-05-19
what? i can't hear you?
2000-05-19
how do I talk to her
2000-05-19
try it now
2000-05-19
Try some of your own medicine
2000-05-19
do you think i could squeeze in?
2000-05-18
she said i didn't make her happy anymore
2000-05-18
So I was thinking of slitting my wrists the other day...
2000-05-18
who needs legs?
2000-05-18
poopey is good for food
2000-05-18
giving out your phone number to random guys while were on a date is fairly uncool.
2000-05-18
who invented roses?
2000-05-17
she don't care no more
2000-05-17
igot drunk to waited
2000-05-17
i have to stop doing that.
2000-05-17
...but the packet said for thirty minutes...
2000-05-17
Lets never put that on your head again.
2000-05-17
I write computer programs all day
2000-05-16
why did you wait so long?
2000-05-16
Die Stupid
2000-05-16
to forget is the sweetest joy one cannot remember
2000-05-16
friendship is love without wings, so say the french
2000-05-16
spitting image
2000-05-16
i love you today
2000-05-16
you can't hurt me i am invunerable
2000-05-15
william! Stop eating your little sister
2000-05-15
Falling down the stairs to save time
2000-05-15
But will she do me?
2000-05-15
if i ever find my way off this strange planet
2000-05-15
I'm afraid the entrance requirements aren't what they were.
2000-05-15
sex is a brain thing
2000-05-11
Whenever He was in town, they knew it would all start again
2000-05-11
who took my pictures of me? you did.
2000-05-11
just what the fuck d'you think you're doing?
2000-05-11
Oh, was that your heart. I appologize.
2000-05-11
why do all the pretty girls keep breaking in half?
2000-05-10
does she swallow?
2000-05-10
Do you like liquid?
2000-05-10
i wanted to change
2000-05-10
why do you keep cutting off my arm
2000-05-10
we are not afraid
2000-05-09
supper was super
2000-05-09
no, i don't know, either
2000-05-09
our flowers
2000-05-09
This is how I make them stop talking
2000-05-08
dead giveaway
2000-05-08
how are they doing that?
2000-05-08
the only way out is to go so far in
2000-05-08
Dating Co Workers is fun! Tasty too.
2000-05-08
about my shoe
2000-05-05
he hurt his leg
2000-05-05
i look alive but i'm dying inside
2000-05-05
what happens when you flush the toilet?
2000-05-05
Back when I was younger...
2000-05-05
My life as a potato
2000-05-04
i made him explode
2000-05-04
Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
2000-05-04
separate together
2000-05-04
he likes what you did
2000-05-04
i don't think mom likes me anymore, now that she's got her new dishwasher
2000-05-04
Music For Pleasure
2000-05-03
Can't she just see the panda?
2000-05-03
i wanna be sedated
2000-05-03
i have candy
2000-05-03
abandoners that abandon
2000-05-03
I FEEL NAKED WITHOUT MY WATCH
2000-05-02
the girl in my bed hates me
2000-05-02
a sandwich just isn't a sandwich
2000-05-02
happy birthday
2000-05-01
where's louie?
2000-05-01
If you don't talk to her, you can't sleep with her.
2000-05-01
you guys keep me holdin on
2000-05-01
do you like my baby?
2000-03-01
apples
2000-03-01
a boy and his cat
2000-03-01
is sunday 4 am and I'm drunk
2000-03-01
it is bad
2000-03-01
Why do I try and dismantle a girl that was never assembled in the first place
2000-03-01
i drew something for you
2000-03-01
You really should try this, it's wonderful for your back.
2000-03-01
the benefits of living in a mostly gay navy submarine
2000-03-01
it's been sixteen years...
2000-03-01
i've got food in my bottom
2000-03-01
Don't piss on my head and then tell me it's raining gold!
2000-03-01
It is determined by a complicated point system that will measure loss, pain and suffering, and takes three to six months to calculate.
2000-03-01
what's the capital of prussia?
2000-03-01
just give me somethin' pink
2000-03-01
schoolgirl blues
2000-03-01
No, I have not been huffing gasoline.
2000-03-01
somebody call an ambience!
2000-03-01
wrong idea
2000-03-01
fingers to fingers
2000-03-01
feeling a little convertable
2000-03-01
drinking fountain
2000-03-01
I don't know... I plugged a many of women at Mardi Gras... I don't know...
2000-03-01
Is insanity just a really great way of managing expectations?
2000-03-01
epoch eclipse
2000-02-26
How'd you like to see my new watch?
2000-02-26
Anyone want to see my balls?
2000-02-26
melancholy, baby.
2000-02-26
You need to Shower after you do that
2000-02-26
I hate when the soap gets this small.
2000-02-26
The monkey is having a bad day
2000-02-26
Push this button in case anything happens.
2000-02-26
What's that smell?
2000-02-25
It was just a wallet, he said. I said, Where's the fucking gun?
2000-02-25
can i just get in there a second? If you're not going to eat that, I will!
2000-02-25
monkeys in rocket cars juggling tangelos
2000-02-25
Human Resources Development, Inc.
2000-02-25
He whirls his glock and spiel around to the ladies like a dirty, run-away hose that's been stuck in the mud at a trailer park
2000-02-25
I just can't take you seriously...please return my biscuits
2000-02-25
cops do cavity searches? then why the hell have i been going to the dentist?
2000-02-25
Ha Ha you one funny chick!
2000-02-24
We are glad you were born.
2000-02-24
Apocalips
2000-02-24
Suddenly Kermit realized what the library was REALLY for.
2000-02-24
That's like Dancing to architecture
2000-02-24
I just don't understand my computer and my computer doesn't understand me
2000-02-24
what's the difference between an orange
2000-02-24
Tickle my Psyche.
2000-02-23
I found some negus on my shoe
2000-02-23
The monkeys ate my bus pass
2000-02-23
Talking is sexy, Talking while fucking is sexier
2000-02-23
and then Milt Schumar built a castle in the sand
2000-02-23
You surely deserve the name 'Beefalow Queen'
2000-02-23
Its like I always say, "If the shit don't fit, make it fit."
2000-02-22
Ms. Ada Barry, meet the Surcharge Board of Appeals of the Division of Insurance
2000-02-22
you're full of water
2000-02-22
do you mind if i sit on your glass eye?
2000-02-22
Forget France. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece. We're nicer.
2000-02-22
send down the rope i can't hold it any longer
2000-02-22
not right but wrong in a good way
2000-02-22
Whatever happened to a girlfriend? The kind of chick who makes love 'cuz she's in it?
2000-02-22
What will roadrunner Ralph do upon his retirement?
2000-02-20
Even too much wine is not enough.
2000-02-20
Finally, when I least expected it, the Ex-Lax kicked in!
2000-02-20
my eyebrow is eating my face?
2000-02-20
best chair i ever had was the chair i had in 'nam.
2000-02-20
IT'S THE MARCH OF THE GAY PARADE
2000-02-20
My friend if we pull this off, our cookie will become a death cookie for anyone who opposes our holy work.
2000-02-20
Six Characters in Search of an Author
2000-02-20
Harvard's team may fight 'til the end but Yale will win.
2000-02-20
I got my pez disensor a new head
2000-02-20
Make Me a Home
2000-02-20
Wonder twin powers activate, form of...
2000-02-20
And no one saw the thief.
2000-02-16
caitlin shut the hell up!
2000-02-16
MOM, when did you get home?
2000-02-16
we like bad handling
2000-02-16
these germs are the best
2000-02-16
we need everything
2000-02-16
i couldn't find her heart
2000-02-16
hey boy, did you get me my cheese wiz?
2000-02-15
the dead don't die.
2000-02-15
i would smile........if only my tooth wasn't such a bloody mess.
2000-02-15
i like to light firecrackers in my mouth and then spit them out right before they blow up.
2000-02-15
some mushrooms approach
2000-02-15
Is that a rancid piece of meat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2000-02-15
I sent a spider out to look for cookies
2000-02-14
HORSE COCK DEMANDS SATISFACTION!!!!
2000-02-14
Is that your final answer?
2000-02-14
everyone cover their ears
2000-02-14
...and i thought they smelled bad on the outside
2000-02-14
never was a cornflake girl
2000-02-14
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?
2000-02-14
but is it non-dairy?
2000-02-14
we really need some new pillows around here
2000-02-14
i know this boy. he has anti-matter for a voice
2000-02-12
last night i dreamt i peed on your socks
2000-02-12
it's too painful to smile
2000-02-12
A one-way road that ends in disaster
2000-02-12
Am I hallucinating or is that Bob Hope doing a triple axle?
2000-02-12
Silky, K-Money and Alien become video game tycoons.
2000-02-12
No. His head was there last time I saw him.
2000-02-12
She never really liked my strombollie
2000-02-12
ice webs
2000-02-12
bankshot joe
2000-02-09
Please excuse the interruption.
2000-02-09
why has everything been taken away from me?
2000-02-09
the human parts are not compatible with ours. plus, they're not very durable
2000-02-09
the news says it raining in New York
2000-02-09
It sure is convenient that you're flexible
2000-02-09
What should I do today.....work in a homeless shelter, or have some beer and potato chips?
2000-02-09
ahhh! I Lost my tampax!!
2000-02-08
we are scientists.
2000-02-08
Can someone please tell me why I must read "The Wealth and Poverty of Nations?"
2000-02-08
she'll never figure it out.
2000-02-08
the curly haired coffee goddess
2000-02-08
we like the boys with the bulletproof vests
2000-02-08
I am not comfortable, anywhere.
2000-02-07
I can't find any insomniacs
2000-02-07
candy is delicious
2000-02-07
Rule Britannia, britannia rules the waves!
2000-02-07
when will the torment be over?!
2000-02-07
fudge melon pack
2000-02-07
nicotine and gravy. [her left eye is lazy]
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2000-02-07
gimmie now, please
2000-02-07
I couldn't help but wonder why that strange little man was scratching my left butt cheek?
2000-02-07
monkey
2000-02-05
what shape am i today
2000-02-05
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy monkey.
2000-02-04
So, this guy walks into a bar...
2000-02-04
My company just layed me off but they gave me a coupon for all the shrimp I can eat!
2000-02-04
you be the active ingredient and i'll be the inert material
2000-02-03
don't draw the red robot
2000-02-03
I can't go. The pig's stuck again.
2000-02-03
Angela Sung stole my beagle with a giant cross dressing robot!
2000-02-03
i had a turtle named rover. he died.
2000-02-03
uterheart
2000-02-03
shortcut to my ass
2000-02-03
i met him at a rave
2000-02-02
Damn These Lines
2000-02-02
i'd like someone to care whether i come home or not
2000-02-02
it only hurts when you look at it
2000-02-02
Look at me in my clamdiggers!
2000-02-02
mmm... skyscraper, i love you
2000-02-02
Stupid people are very annoying.
2000-02-02
My professor is secretly a bug
2000-02-02
Virginia is the source of all evil
2000-02-02
my left leg is not getting enough blood
2000-02-01
don't eat that
2000-02-01
My monster walked in on me in the shower
2000-02-01
sometimes i think i need b52
2000-02-01
when i get this way, i need your eyes to guide me through
2000-02-01
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
2000-02-01
i am a robot. i eat hair. hair makes me be a robot
2000-02-01
born in a coal mine
2000-01-31
the world is covered with snail slime
2000-01-31
A Toad Does Not Run at Noonday for Nothing
2000-01-31
ouch my pussy
2000-01-31
I think i'm getting fat. I think I like it.
2000-01-31
because it feels real
2000-01-30
we love corporations, don't we?
2000-01-30
A kamikaze attack from the rabbit hutch
2000-01-30
i'm thinkin' in my mind
2000-01-30
So, you remember Patrick Swayze accurately
2000-01-30
my pet mouse ran away and my doctor found him up my butt
2000-01-30
After three weeks with no vacuuming, the dust kitties attacked!
2000-01-29
Hello, My name is Collin
2000-01-29
I like my men brown.
2000-01-29
cats, dogs, and a mayonaise jar
2000-01-29
i wish my pubic hair wasn't so out of control
2000-01-29
Lusty Bob Strikes Again.
2000-01-29
Have you had a shocker lately?
2000-01-29
eight out of ten women
2000-01-28
too spent to make a wish
2000-01-28
paddle me a river
2000-01-28
eating eating
2000-01-28
i got the critical algorhythm
2000-01-28
have you worked your mojo?
2000-01-28
have you found the demon key?
2000-01-28
...if You only knew the things I did while You were taking a nap...
2000-01-28
one down and a hundred to go
2000-01-28
you got a rip in your couch
2000-01-28
MY HAMSTER USED TO LOVE ME, BUT SHE DIED.
2000-01-28
jesus, we're all on speed!
2000-01-27
twentyfourseven
2000-01-27
my tears froze
2000-01-27
we shared the chips
2000-01-27
-just remember you're unique... like everyone else.
2000-01-27
i'd itch my scratch but i'd be embarrassed
2000-01-26
four miles wide
2000-01-26
ooooooh a small little trincket!!! mine all mine
2000-01-26
falling from the great blue sky
2000-01-26
you wouldn't talk to me like that if i was "El Presidente!"
2000-01-26
sex on the city
2000-01-25
men without shirts
2000-01-25
no subject
2000-01-25
men and their babies
2000-01-24
every time i eat vegetables, it makes me think of you
2000-01-24
it's getting to be that there ain't no reason to pay for sex no more
2000-01-24
oh you are a big one aren't you
2000-01-23
when i wear my helmet, the macaroni tastes better
2000-01-23
tango daughter
2000-01-23
getting macho in the basement with my barbies
2000-01-23
Poop on you all,you evil doers!!DIE!!
2000-01-21
daddy, why do monkeys throw their shit?
2000-01-21
I miss you, Now I gotta kiss you
2000-01-20
Roasting weenies over that campfire in the sky
2000-01-20
It's good, clean fun for good, clean children
2000-01-20
ok, stop. this isn't my life!
2000-01-20
Horses having sex!
2000-01-20
monkeys have tails
2000-01-20
how are your things doing?
2000-01-20
the airlock trapped my robot
2000-01-20
making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
2000-01-18
it's hard, when you don't feel like you should
2000-01-18
I told the bitch, 'Stop picking at that!' Then I smacked her.
2000-01-17
I just wanted to cut my nails
2000-01-17
i want everything
2000-01-16
STOP IT!! OH FUCKING STOP IT!!!
2000-01-16
Poop from outerspace!!
2000-01-16
He's going to destroy anybody who gets in his way
2000-01-16
i can't, my wrists hurt
2000-01-15
i traded my soul to a girl for boardwalk in a game of monopoly
2000-01-15
a wonton dinner on every table
2000-01-15
will i ever love again?
2000-01-15
no not my leg
2000-01-14
he said he was an adult, but i knew better
2000-01-14
i blacked out at 106 dover street
2000-01-14
7 donuts around my waist
2000-01-14
was it love?
2000-01-13
sometimes we wait to long and nothing happens
2000-01-13
this is not what i expected
2000-01-13
i step through space
2000-01-13
there's a need
2000-01-13
i bet i say that to all the girls
2000-01-13
honk the donkey
2000-01-13
i'm a DJ
2000-01-13
Sexy looking dogs!!!!
2000-01-13
random people get me down
2000-01-13
thats this much
2000-01-12
but Billy, the tanks
2000-01-12
fold my laundry neatly
2000-01-12
i did it because i needed the money
2000-01-12
eatten mellon
2000-01-12
unless there is something else
2000-01-11
i can't shoot my job
2000-01-11
toast from a toaster
2000-01-11
sometimes it takes a long time
2000-01-11
sometimes my computer moans
2000-01-10
hi i am phil
2000-01-10
i eat you
2000-01-10
the sun
2000-01-10
ugly shirt
2000-01-10
i eat food
2000-01-10