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2009
I'm 99 percent sure I want to marry you

2009-12-16
Did you miss me?

2009-12-16
You You You

2009-12-16
This couch is now mine

2009-12-14
How long can we do this?

2009-12-14
It's up to me

2009-12-08
This is what happens when I don't get any sleep

2009-12-08
I lost my mind yesterday... and I don't think it's ever coming back

2009-12-03
Take it everywhere.

2009-12-03
I want to make it

2009-12-03
What a perfect day

2009-12-02
I don't really feel like being here right now

2009-12-02
It's all happening

2009-12-01
Robot Feet

2009-12-01
I knew she was a liar

2009-11-30
My fish drowned this morning.

2009-11-30
And that is why we must prepare

2009-11-30
They're not going to keep me

2009-11-23
I feel like a goldfish

2009-11-23
I lost my job

2009-11-23
That seems reasonable

2009-11-19
It all comes down to one

2009-11-19
I got promoted

2009-11-16
There is a possiblity

2009-11-16
It's slow here

2009-11-12
Don't let your fear control you

2009-11-12
It's the blackout

2009-11-11
So you wanna be a superhero?

2009-11-11
I'm ready to jump

2009-11-11
You came back

2009-11-05
How did this happen?

2009-11-05
Don't tempt me I'm so hungry

2009-11-05
And I am awesome

2009-11-05
I'm watching you

2009-11-04
I just can't wait to get out of here

2009-11-04
It's all so wonderful

2009-10-28
That's it. I don't trust you anymore

2009-10-28
It takes so much energy

2009-10-23
I'm glad she is gone

2009-10-23
Be certain, or at least pretty sure

2009-10-23
I dont' know, but I am angry about it.

2009-10-20
I have anxiety

2009-10-20
I'm not sure I'll succeed

2009-10-20
Maybe I'm just tired

2009-10-06
I've got to grow up again

2009-10-06
I'm glad I asked

2009-10-01
I need out

2009-10-01
This place isn't real, This place isn't real, This place isn't real.

2009-10-01
I rescued some goldfish for us

2009-09-22
I'm coming home!

2009-09-22
You got it boss

2009-09-22
I found everything

2009-09-15
You don't know yet, but it's me

2009-09-15
I wish I could take your headaches away

2009-09-10
How am I supposed to tell you that I don't love you anymore

2009-09-10
Are you sure?

2009-09-03
I made a castle for you

2009-09-03
You're still in it?!?!

2009-09-03
I should have worn a helmet

2009-08-25
Something's missing

2009-08-25
Working for NASA is getting lame

2009-08-25
I can't control you but I can love you

2009-08-18
It happened right after I fell

2009-08-18
I would but I can't

2009-08-12
I am no longer a supervisor

2009-08-12
Please keep the dogs off the grass

2009-08-06
I just need to wait this out

2009-08-06
I feel so used

2009-08-05
You're like a ghost

2009-08-05
That was not as big of a mistake as I thought it would be

2009-08-05
Thank You

2009-07-28
I wish I was a cat

2009-07-28
This sunshine is great but I'm gonna need some rain soon

2009-07-15
this is the awesome

2009-07-15
I am not interested in any equilibrium

2009-07-15
sometimes the problem is the solution

2009-07-15
Two birds in a box

2009-07-13
Sharks in tophats

2009-07-13
I don't want to be here it is too cold

2009-07-13
You're always criticizing my salads

2009-07-13
It's not as bad as it looks

2009-07-10
What should I do?

2009-07-10
Where did everyone go?

2009-07-10
It's a stairway

2009-07-07
at the end of the long lobby

2009-07-07
Why did you leave, I thought we were having fun?

2009-06-26
When did it get so hot out here?

2009-06-26
Welcome to the planet!

2009-06-26
I am sitting at the table where it all began for us

2009-06-24
I need to stop

2009-06-24
I wish every night was taco night

2009-06-24
I love the Net

2009-06-24
We built this city out of nothing

2009-06-19
I'd rather look at you through these glasses

2009-06-19
I wish my desk was a spaceship

2009-06-19
I am not slow. I am just not very fast.

2009-06-18
Are we ok?

2009-06-18
You said you were different

2009-06-18
No more surprises

2009-06-16
I think I am definitely in love with you, but I'm not sure

2009-06-16
It's getting warmer in here

2009-06-16
I told you I was sick

2009-06-16
1/2

2009-06-11
I should probably close my windows

2009-06-11
Give in

2009-06-11
I smell sunshine

2009-06-11
The sun is out, lets go exploring

2009-06-04
not today

2009-06-04
where do broken hearts go?

2009-06-04
it's the best I've ever eaten

2009-06-04
life is just swell

2009-06-04
thank you for taking care of me

2009-06-04
Dinosaurs are everywhere

2009-06-01
That meant very little

2009-06-01
I'll be king of the heap

2009-06-01
Can't remember anything

2009-06-01
You are quite amazing!

2009-05-26
Is that your answer?

2009-05-26
YAY!

2009-05-26
Today is special

2009-05-21
You're awkward but I like you anyway

2009-05-21
She loves him more than anybody

2009-05-21
There is no reason this can't happen...

2009-05-18
I am growing

2009-05-18
everything happens for a reason

2009-05-18
I am going to miss my dog

2009-05-06
My insides hurt

2009-05-06
you stole my friends

2009-05-06
Why? What should I be doing?

2009-05-04
Too much rain

2009-05-04
It is real and it hurts everyone

2009-05-04
I can't seem to play the right chord

2009-05-04
Sometimes I just want to smash the phone

2009-04-29
I am bored at work

2009-04-29
I'm up in the woods

2009-04-29
Thanks for the eye contact

2009-04-28
That is what it means to be alive

2009-04-28
Your problems would resolve themselves if you would just shut your mouth

2009-04-28
I got this for you

2009-04-28
I just want to be ok

2009-04-24
everybody's got a hungry heart

2009-04-24
Why can't I touch it?

2009-04-22
My dog sits like a man

2009-04-22
You motivate me

2009-04-21
Do you remember me?

2009-04-21
things were supposed to be better

2009-04-21
Yes or No?

2009-04-21
I love your lazer eyes

2009-04-17
That was easy

2009-04-17
maybe

2009-04-17
Why are people bothering me

2009-04-17
and when I look down I'm not afraid to fall

2009-04-14
I didn't think it could be done today

2009-04-14
I'm not afraid anymore

2009-04-14
I'm in blue

2009-04-14
Why did I pick up monday to give up coffee.

2009-04-13
Turn the volume down

2009-04-13
Sleep isn't easy

2009-04-13
Just be happy I killed it. Okay

2009-04-09
I am sorry I broke your computer

2009-04-09
We know all of the things

2009-04-08
It's my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!

2009-04-08
Growing up is hard to do

2009-04-08
These aren't magic beans

2009-04-08
Let's take this outside

2009-04-06
Why can't I come along?

2009-04-06
Is this the best part?

2009-04-03
Nothing I ever do is right

2009-04-03
Call me anytime

2009-04-03
I kept the dog

2009-04-03
I can't say I'm sorry enough

2009-04-01
Please stay away from me

2009-04-01
I'm going to run away

2009-03-30
are you lost or incomplete

2009-03-30
Unstoppable

2009-03-27
I'm not worried

2009-03-27
I know I am not doing anything wrong

2009-03-26
Lets run away to the past

2009-03-26
Give me a name

2009-03-26
I secretly have no idea what I am doing

2009-03-26
You were in front of me all along

2009-03-25
I try so hard...

2009-03-25
I just want quiet

2009-03-24
We happy few

2009-03-24
How come I end up where I begun?

2009-03-24
Could it be me?!

2009-03-24
I just don't "get" you

2009-03-24
You can't give up

2009-03-19
I stare at the stars and consider my insignificance

2009-03-19
I put on the wrong glasses

2009-03-19
This call will be recorded for quality control purposes

2009-03-17
Summer needs to get here quicker

2009-03-17
Just a matter of time

2009-03-17
What will happen next?

2009-03-17
I can't do it

2009-03-16
My coffee is cold

2009-03-16
Where's my damn jet pack?

2009-03-16
This will make sense soon, I promise

2009-03-16
My voice was heard!

2009-03-12
are you going to finish that?

2009-03-12
My insides are screaming

2009-03-12
last best hope

2009-03-12
Is that the best you can do?

2009-03-10
No I said the BLUE button

2009-03-10
Stars should always wear sunglasses

2009-03-10
It is not my job

2009-03-10
Wonderful!

2009-03-09
I'll give this one more try

2009-03-09
I'm on a boat!

2009-03-09
This bus isn't going anywhere

2009-03-06
Holy crap are you for real?

2009-03-06
It's so beautiful out there and I can't do anything about it

2009-03-06
It's not going to last forever

2009-03-04
I want to ride up into the sky

2009-03-04
Rescue me

2009-03-04
I thought it was part of the furniture

2009-03-03
This is not something we can share

2009-03-03
I really like how you play that thing

2009-03-03
Man and Wife

2009-03-02
Show me you care

2009-03-02
This feels safe

2009-03-02
Welcome to forever

2009-02-27
sorry for partying

2009-02-27
Thanks for not paying me any unemployment compensation.

2009-02-26
I have been listening to this since you left.

2009-02-26
No No No the colors are all wrong

2009-02-25
You remind me of plastic

2009-02-25
That's a fantastic outfit

2009-02-25
I wish I lived on mars

2009-02-23
Why did I do that again?

2009-02-23
I don't think he does it on purpose

2009-02-23
Last night I dreamed I was a fish

2009-02-19
I'm calling you from the toilet

2009-02-19
Play with me

2009-02-19
Will you ever get the hint?

2009-02-19
Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost

2009-02-17
Designer's block

2009-02-17
That was before the haircut

2009-02-17
BOOM!

2009-02-16
I miss my friend

2009-02-16
I am too cold to work

2009-02-11
I can't believe how long that took

2009-02-11
Jessica wants a dinosaur

2009-02-11
It's time to go home

2009-02-10
What the hell is this robot doing here?

2009-02-10
All of this is getting old

2009-02-10
It's a dog eat dog world

2009-02-04
you're too far away from me

2009-02-04
Just because you are right doesn't mean I'm wrong

2009-02-03
I never win

2009-02-03
Completely Unnecessary

2009-02-03
album cover week: Red Red Rockit

2009-01-30
album cover week: Sidewalk Dave

2009-01-30
album cover week: Manko Eponymous

2009-01-30
album cover week: The Seascape

2009-01-28
album cover week: giddy-up, helicopter!

2009-01-28
album cover week: Gentle Ben

2009-01-28
album cover week: Bill Birmingham, Chemical Cake

2009-01-27
album cover week: The Accidents

2009-01-27
album cover week: Pilot Cloud, In Transition

2009-01-27
album cover week: Lemon Blue

2009-01-27
why can't I find anything?

2009-01-22
it was not even a good idea at the time

2009-01-22
don't worry I'm fixing it

2009-01-22
sometimes you have to take the good with the bad

2009-01-21
you keep me up at night

2009-01-21
I don't know why

2009-01-14
I remember you used to love me

2009-01-14
I don't understand

2009-01-13
there goes the sun

2009-01-13
it hurts to swallow

2009-01-13
You did nothing for too long

2009-01-12
And Everything Was Alright

2009-01-12
I really just need to leave you alone

2009-01-09
More Sharks!

2009-01-09
I am still waiting for you

2009-01-08
I feel important in my new boots

2009-01-08
I am sorry it ended like this

2009-01-08
don't worry about it

2009-01-06
I've got a little but it isn't enough

2009-01-06
there is no love left in this heart

2009-01-06
I will have to let you go

2009-01-05
Your new girlfriend looks like a t-rex

2009-01-05